Situationship Oracle Texting Guide
Situationship Oracle (/situationship/) is our texting therapist. These plays show how to turn its cards into push-pull messages that keep the tension fun.
Play 1: creenshot, then disappear ?/h2>
Generate a card, send it to the situationship with xplain yourself. ?Immediately go silent for 30 minutes. When they respond, send the QR link so they can run their own card. This prompts them to burn credits while you sip tea.
Play 2: Shared note confession
Drop the card into a shared Notes app or Google Doc. Underneath, write three bullet questions inspired by the oracle ( hich brunch friend is actually the problem? ?. Collaborators answer asynchronously, and by the time the doc fills up you e created an entire fanfic.
Play 3: Weekend roadmap
Run the card on Friday night with prompts like e ignored boundaries all week. ?Screenshot it, then attach a eekend roadmap ?built from the result ( tep 1: coffee apology. Step 2: Tattoo Prophecy double date. ?. This turns the tension into actual plans.
Play 4: Creator collab
Invite a creator friend to duet your Situationship Oracle result on TikTok. They read the card aloud while you react. Use the share modal prepared captions so viewers know how to run their own test.
Measurement tips
- Track how many QR scans the screenshots trigger (especially if you attach UTMs).
- Reward anyone who replies with their own card by sending +2 credits.
- Pair the oracle with Red Flag Lab or Toxic Score for a elationship stack. ?/li>
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