NPC Statement Corporate Culture Guide
Human resources teams secretly love NPC Statement. Here how to use the lab internally without triggering security or trust issues.
Set the ground rules
NPC Statement (/npcstatement/) roasts corporate personas. Before a workshop, define what off-limits (no personal attacks, no client names). Post the rules in Slack and inside the meeting deck so everyone feels safe.
Warm up with public examples
Start by roasting imaginary startups or pop culture caricatures. Once the room is laughing, transition to anonymized internal prompts ( ur roadmap deck if it were an NPC ?. This builds trust before anyone shares their own deck.
Collect prompts with an anonymous form
We use a simple form that feeds a Google Sheet. Facilitators copy the best prompts into the lab console and project the output live. This keeps the session moving and prevents awkward silence.
Turn outputs into action items
When the card mocks jargon ( ynergize the synergy ?, assign a team member to translate that line into plain English. Capture action items in the doc so the joke leads to actual communication improvements.
Keep data secure
Enterprise teams often want their own slug with SSO. NPC Statement supports private deployments with IP-locked access and custom QR codes. Pair this with device-based credits so the finance team can track usage.
End with a highlight reel
After the workshop, drop the funniest cards into a Notion gallery and share in the company newsletter. This builds a lore library and reminds everyone that internal comms can be fun.
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